Saturday, February 21, 2009

Murphy's Other 15 Laws

Murphy's Other 15 Laws - I like #15...

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a
50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those that wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flash light: A case for holding dead batteries.

14 . The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

3 comments:

Jean said...

I have a fondess for #13 after having just gone out to buy a pack of batteries. *lol*

These are great and right on target for the world I know. Thanks for a great laugh!!

Cyn 'n Specks said...

Those are ridiculous. I'm laughing my head off!

Horseypants said...

Hiya, I just dropped by to let you know there's an award for you at my blog. Sorry to hear the horse-shopping stress has been creeping back in again. Rock on with your sense of humor (that WAS a funny list).